kidxforever:

armari:

kidxforever:

I saw so much ass in church today

Im going to hell

I’d see the booty and be like

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then id be like

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"Sorry god"

Don’t apologize. He made it. Look at it, look what God did.

GOD.IS.GOOD.ALL.THE.TIME

AMEN

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2,384 Plays

kingjaffejoffer:

Beatking - Ebola Freestyle

They really sampled that woman crying and made a song out of it. 

Yooo…. I’m completely done. Beatking is a fool

canarylex:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

cieply:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

I cry of laughter everytime I see this

I cry every time I see this but it’s not from laughter this upsets me so much


Lmfaoooo

canarylex:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

cieply:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

I cry of laughter everytime I see this

I cry every time I see this but it’s not from laughter this upsets me so much

Lmfaoooo

omgsexgod:

yearofthepharaohs:

hilarydank:

*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

Where’s these kind of friends when you need them? Lol

^^^

445,155 Plays

chanelofhouston:

Meeting In My Bedroom - Silk

How did I forget this one!

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dickprintbandit:

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers


!!!!!! omg

dickprintbandit:

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

!!!!!! omg

afrothickness:

hankvondouche:

Favorite Martin episode…


All time favorite episode.

2nd fave. 1st is when he goes to court for running that stop sign. "What does GTD mean, tommy!?"

afrothickness:

hankvondouche:

Favorite Martin episode…

All time favorite episode.

2nd fave. 1st is when he goes to court for running that stop sign.
"What does GTD mean, tommy!?"

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I probably need to have sex.

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